07/08/2007

The purpose of life, I guess

Joel Akin

 Who begins a prophecy with a guess? I do for one reason; it is what God gave me. I know the guess of man is that things will work out. So that is the guess. Yet what if I told you that I had no idea what was coming to you? What if I told you that I were with God in this and that we didn’t know what was going to happen?

 Everyone has ideas for the world. And everyone wants the world to bend and bow and scrape. So when God does come they will have the Toh for this. And Toh like like Japanese for bow low enough to see the nail.

Now if you can bow that low you are probably good at what you do. Most people who bow that low see a problem called getting back up. And when God comes He will pay a price to everyone. It will be enough to last for a thousand years. It will be for every man on earth.

Now I know this is hard to understand but think of it this way. Imagine God runs a king on every world. Now imagine the king is destined to rule part of his kingdom. We laugh and say “I’ll be king of Pittsburgh or something.” And then we go our way imagining it for a moment.

Now in the age of time it turns out there were 3 people who vied for that title. They all said “I’ll be king of Pittsburgh.” And so when the time comes to ask those three who is king they will all say “I was joking.” But God will say every word that comes out of your mouth you will have to give an account to God on.

So lets say God gives you a choice; you can take the job as king of Pittsburgh or you can go to the depth of Pittsburgh where the iron is and sing praise to God for a year or two in hell.

You tend to go for the kings job but you don’t ask “Why would you sing praise to God for a year or two in hell?” You just go and take the kings job and like it. You get all your meals and you have a beautiful queen and you have lovely kids. Only one day you find that hell is like Heaven only it is down in the earth. Remember that is where Adam and Eve were. They did talk about a gulf between Heaven and Hell but what if I prayed so hard that God decided to fill it in and make a real golf out of the hole he had there? And imagine Jesus said it would take me a million plus years to play a full round. So we’ll practice by swinging in with golf balls made from rock or bind.

Now all this sounds utterly foolish but perhaps that comes from being in prayer with God for years in actual conversation. Now lately I’ve been in a tarn vedra prison and that is a place where they put you in with the Klingons. The Klingons tend to probe you with burr and if you faint they spur your hide until you are revealed. Only with me I let them. Its kind of a turn on hunting for other species. After all the Klingons are the burrs of the galaxy. And knowing them they are in other galaxies as well.

Now I happen to like Science and Fiction and if they merge into something Fantastical then that is my business. You see, when I got to know God He was a little disappointed. After all I was a great guy according to Jesus. All you had to do was get past the shy exterior. So God did and it turned out Jesus was right. After all Jesus does know me better then I know myself.

So God made friends and I was friends with him. We traveled into friendship via conversations. And those were deep and meaningful. And they were wise and they were fun. I bragged that one night I prayed for about 8 hours. Of course that was because God and I just talked. When we really got into deep conversation it really did feel like minutes. And that is what good friends have in common. Their love for each other.

Now Sin was a burr to me and I had to fen his heart which means put it into stasis. That isn’t easy considering sin was in everyone. So you had it and so did your dad and mom and sister and brother. Your Uncle and Aunt and cousins. All your family, your friend, your neighbor, your dog even had it but different then you.

All of us had it and it was a plague of vile evil spirits. And that was the funny part because the vile evil spirits wanted you. That is you who read this not to read this. And so I didn’t get much attention until someone up there put a kibosh on it. And then in one month my stock went up in some ways ten fold. In other ways five fold. Now none of them like it so when they poke up God takes them down a notch. And that means they all suffer for it. They face death now and it isn’t wise for them to look out for a peek.

Now this is weird stuff but it is weird because evil was bacteria and bac ter is like the earths back being broken. So think of what Sin did as being a pel on earth. And pel meant to hit and hit became the spirit which became the e of evil in us. Now that is part of who is fighting with me as in Sin.

Now God is going to deliver me soon. He knows I prayed for a miracle which didn’t arrive. And though I pray every day it isn’t because of that. It is because the story was deeper then anyone expected.

To put it into perspective imagine that you were a President. And surrounding you were ten men who wanted to take the job. One had a name called Lu and Lu went and took you out for lunch. While you were there he sprinkled poison on your food. You got sick because you were in a body that wasn’t ready for poison. It had never happened before in all of history so God wasn’t thinking anyone could be evil.

Now God does eat and he proves it by providing you with food for thought. Who gets glory out of this if God eats? We do. That means in Heaven God can join us in a cup or glass or mug and that is the so of tea. I like tea so God might just learn to like it.

 Now tea comes in several major varieties. Sweet or not. I like both but I prefer the honey I have boughten. I know time is running out on it and in a few months I’ll be out of honey. So by then I’m praying for a really good sale.

 Now the gist of this story is it was the time when God got ill and vomited up his food. That doesn’t sound like the God of the universe but there is a scripture which says that he will vomit you out of his mouth. And that is part of the story of God who can’t stand indirect people. If you have a point then go to it.

And so that is directed at lie or liars. They go out and do what they wish and get away with it. And for Lu who we call Lu of sea and wind there was a lot going on in his mind at that time including “What have I done?” For God doesn’t get sick and if he vomits it is because he had to let it happen. Not because of Lu but because he saw there was a deep conspiracy. And it was being used against him as God. And so they wanted to make sure God didn’t know some things. Including who prepared his food. It was good but it was poison. And poison food meant they wanted to kill the man in God. That is how they did it then and they still try today.

Now God really wasn’t fooled but he was pretty upset. After all he had no one to turn to that he could really trust. There were those who were being used without their knowledge. And it was a time when law was being dwelt on too much. People were turning each other in for reward and people were offering great reward for the one who poisoned God.

So when the story was done God said I don’t feel so well and went down to hell.

Now hell is an important position in our story. For hell was the place people went when they were not feel good. It was meant to be a place of the grave and the grave were those who were in serious condition.

 Now God wanted to make sure the so of la, as it was known then, would be okay. That was part of the conspiracy. They were women who had known what was going to happen. God did too but he played along. It wasn’t easy but he wanted the men of the law to see that eventually he would figure out all the ram of their scoop and put them all into prison to extract back what they owed. And it was prison where the warden could beat the hell from them for as it turned out hell and the grave were overrun with those who had become ill. So while there God decided to recover and find a way to stop what was happening. Only when he tried to get out the day of the lord had ended.

 Now to put things into perspective we know there was a vast war in Heaven. Two thirds of the angels survived to fight with God but imagine for awhile no one knew who was on who’s side. If we had a war on earth and there were seven billion and out of that 1/3 fell that would be close to two billion people in a grand conspiracy. And that would be approximate of what the Mu spirit who was in charge of men wanted everyone to think. They all were on the side of evil spirits.

So people went to home after home and put a mark on it. If it was kill the soldiers came and killed and sometimes raped the people first. It was a horrific time and God was in hell and the grave trying to help people.

 What he knew but couldn’t quite figure out, though we know from history, he did, was how to stop it. He allowed it to continue but it was the sort of allow where you see a battle at sea. You know you can raise up an army to stop it but you want to see who is fighting who before you put yourself in the middle. And by then you figure its gotten so bad you may not come out alive.

So don’t begrudge me if I tell you how it began. It began because the so of la and t and do went to war. So is the heart of so and sew and it is what Truth was to men. She sewed up the hurt of their heart and they went into battle sewed up from previous wounds. She was the so of the day and the sew of the heart and the sew of desire. Yet she was also part of the conscience and so that was part of the sew of her knit.

Now the day of the Lord was of women. In the future they will seem to be the ones in charge. God will let that happen to prove once and for all that women were faithful to Him. And men were not always so.

Now the truth of this story is that Hope was an angel of Ca. She had fallen into sin and had tried to get out of the grave. She was thrown in alive and not dead. When men went and turned her off she cried out all the louder. Until even the law said “We made a mistake.” So they sent in men to the grave but they didn’t know what had happened. They were carried up out of the abyss and found they were of the mind of evil. That meant they had been infected by viruses and bacteria for the grave was filled with rot.

 They threw in a flare to fire the flame of the pit and it was there that they found evil burned. It was Methane but they didn’t have this knowledge back then. So they said that men in the grave were in hell because they saw men walking in the flames. And as it turned out men were in the grave but they were on the other side of the flames and that is where God made the grave into Paradise. He set up a gulf between man and the flame and put men into a bosom. That meant into a home where they could have their home cared for by men. And it was like a long lasting old folks home.

So the home was built and the home was great but people grew so bored they cried “How long must we be here?” and God told them “Until all things are back to normal.”

And that is the way it was written.

Now the so of Hope was that she grew to be friends with Truth. Truth was one of the angel women who had been thrown down for being broken hearted. She wept too much and they said that showed she had an evil spirit. She and many other angel women had or didn’t have wings. Not all angels were of wing but some were. And they were able to make a deal with some to make their way up to the edge and try to get the attention of men or women on the surface. That was earth. We saw them and we said they were demon and so the throw of demon into the pit became tradition among men.

Now I know some hate this and say it isn’t Biblical but I do have one advantage you don’t’ “I went to fight with God” not against God but with God. And so we stood and faced true and nasty evil. As it turned out they had angel women in hell who had a prayer meeting going on. After all if God was there in Spirit you had better believe God would seek out those who prayed. He did. He found that he wasn’t trapped but the part in hell was based on the creature. And so the part in hell became the Holy Spirit. And the Holy Spirit had to find a way to free himself. For when Jesus went to hell he captured a dog named Cerberus. It really was sin or Sin and it was captured in hell because it was terrorizing everyone. It was a three headed dog which had been made to be the demon of the pit. Now that is true and it really was there and Jesus said “Nice” before Cerberus submitted to him. So that was Sin. So Jesus said “What a little putty cat” and then thought about petting him and didn’t.

So the story would have ended if I hadn’t messed with prayer. Jesus would have arrived on schedule in the year two four 8 seven or 2487. That would be the year they thought about returning. It was a nice day then and everyone on earth seemed to be in a good mood. And of course that was a joke but what do you expect?

Anyway I may have seen the one headed Cerberus on earth late on night when I was out for a walk. They had his picture in the paper a few weeks later as wild dog caught in Calgary. Not often they put the evil spirit of Sin on the covers of the paper. I think it was a chow. So don’t play with your food. That is my advice.

Now Jesus had to fight to get to the place we call hell because it was across a great divide. We call it a gulf and the people who lived inside of the gulf call it t for terror and those who lived on the edge said it was either hell or paradise. So be sure you have good neighbors.

Now the source of this information is scripture. I make up some parts because after all you have to arrive at a similar conclusion.

The fact is when God held up hell it was filled with vermin called evil. So he put them to fire and to the flame and to the so of la. Which means under his foot. And it was there where he stomped on them and broke their head. And it was this time that God survived unscathed.

Now the time of la is that there was a battle and it was raised up against Jesus from hell. By this time the women had become so used to evil they thought anything that walked was good to eat. So they were hungry and they were very thirsty. For nothing lived it was all vain imagination they lived with. For hell is part of the grave and that is true. So what happens in the grave? Nothing. People don’t leave the grave and Jesus said they will see God in the flesh. So apparently someone heard of this and said the soul goes up to God. That leaves what to go to hell? The flesh? That goes to hell only in the dust. So hell then became part of the story of God. God created hell for the devil and his angels. And we were called to be a witness to these things. So the devil meant backward lived but we were those who live. Get the picture that we are backward walking people who live but are evil? So if those who went to hell were the devil and his angels they were those who lived. That was d evil. I don’t think that is a Coupe D-Vil though that might be how they pronounce it. No, the devil and his angels were those who had fallen from grace. They were evil in heart and that meant they were bad to begin with.

It may not help us to know but even if you give everyone exactly what they want they will still go out and beat people up and steal for the fun of it and paint buildings with graffiti but not lift a finger to clean it up after. So the people who do evil were sent to hell and they lived as evil spirits. They were the mirror world to us and that meant they were of vile nature and that meant we were on the road to vile as well.

So the story would have ended with Jesus coming for a handful of people in 2487 because the block of time would expire and we would have to be removed so they could build a way around us. We would become a stumbling block to the nations. And that means few would survive.

But God wanted to have mercy and sent me into hell so I could see what awaited those who didn’t pray for help. They were men who had been right but not righteous. I don’t speak of those who love God. I did. God loved me even though I couldn’t seem to hear very good. I guess that was the story in itself. But it wasn’t my hearing that got me into trouble. It was my prayer. And so they who were evil threw me into hell before I was ready to expire. They were getting tired of me hanging on each time I would collapse. I and my family all collapsed again and again. And if you were in our family we used to fear the ambulance. Well, we still don’t like it but it got to the point it just kept coming and we just kept coming home. And this wasn’t little things either. They were strokes and heart attacks and cancer and cancer again and then more problems with brain malfunctions and so on. It went to the depth of hell where Sin figured I was ripe for a turn over. So he figured I was ready to go for a walk on the wild side.

Anyway this is prophecy but more as a story. So I’ll end it with a word for those who are waiting.

Jesus isn’t going to come back with a rapture. Well, he will, but he won’t. That is because as a thief who knows the thief is there? You are not meant to know. So when good things happen to us we say “That is cool” and the day of the lord who is Christ goes away and says “He saw it and he loved it” and that is the poster. So as it turns out the poster is the day of the lord. That is the day when I get a poster and it turns out to be prophetic.

So I’ll just say that is a mystery of prophecy. It is a gift which is based on what I call “I don’t understand” but they in Heaven call “It was a joke” and so I end up waiting for the joke to make sense. Of course the day of God is with humor.

I wish I had time to tell you some of what God has planned but maybe next time.